...they didn't have sissy school buses for riding your ass to school. You'd have to WALK five miles to school, in the freezing cold, and your feet would bleed, and you'd like it. You'd shout "Hey! Look at me! My feet are bleeding masses of flesh!" and you'd LOVE it!
I really like Dana Carvey. Maybe a little too much.
Anyway, one of our school districts has implemented a new code, stating that if you live within 2 miles of your school you can't take the school bus. You figure out the rest.
Enjoy.
Here's the rough:
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