You can't make this stuff up

Last week, a 3 year old, disabled, Baker County child was transported to school, and shortly thereafter was found to have a zip lock full of marijuana in his Sponge Bob backpack. The kid is on a respirator and has a stomach feeding tube, so I don't think he's doing much pot smoking. The mother claims that she bought the backpack at a garage sale, and never thought to check inside it - yeah right. Sometimes these almost write themselves. Enjoy.