I got this idea last night, and I knew that I would have to have it in by this morning for my syndicate. This is one of those short shelf ideas, where as soon as they rescue the captain of the Maersk Alabama, it's no longer quite as relevant. Although, now that I look at it again, the dashing swashbuckler Obama might want to just take this as a general tip from 'ol Jimmy. I threw in Jimmy's mop at the last minute to make him look more like a diminutive deck hand.
Enjoy, and, as always - Happy Weekend!